Entity Category NPCs

From Lordling of Hearts

Bazel Beebuzz (bazel_mindscrabled)

Id: bazel_mindscrabled
Description: It is Sparktail's apprentice, but she is still out of it. You should take her back to Darkhill.
Text Color: #8866ff
Size: Normal
Transparency: Opaque
Hostility: friendly
Privates: Vagina
Linked Character: Bazel Burrbuzz
Loot: 5 Guilders

Bazel Beebuzz (bazel_daycare)

Id: bazel_daycare
Description: A Hiveling mage, and apprentice of Sparktail the Innkeep. The only thing this busty bee loves more than puns is fucking. That, and her wife, the 5th dimensional space horror Dialsmabogg.
Text Color: #8866ff
Size: Normal
Transparency: Opaque
Hostility: friendly
Privates: Vagina
Linked Character: Bazel Burrbuzz
Loot: 2 Guilders

Mork Fuzzybutt (mork)

Id: mork
Description: Genevave's personal guard, like his father was to the king before him. He wished for a better world, but honor and obligations trapped him in the service of an idiot. So instead, he drowned himself in fantasy books about loyal knights and worthy kings, dreaming of the life he would never have.
Text Color: #8866ff
Size: Normal
Transparency: Opaque
Hostility: friendly
Privates: Penis
Linked Character: Mork Fuzzybutt
Loot: 2 Guilders

Marcarba Snakestep (marcarba)

Id: marcarba
Description: The spymaster of the Draakenburcht, and resident badboy twink. He somehow manages to hide seventeen daggers on his person at all times, while wearing nothing but boots and panties. Don't ask how, you wont like what follows.
Text Color: #8866ff
Size: Normal
Transparency: Opaque
Hostility: friendly
Privates: Penis
Linked Character: Marcarba Snakestep
Loot: 2 Guilders

Javelinrain the Dragon (javelinrain)

Id: javelinrain
Description: Before you stood a familiar nude reptile. It was Javelinrain, the person who had declared themselves a dragon, and smited anyone who contradicted them. With how much you had been running into them, you started to suspect that they had been following you around.
Text Color: #8866ff
Size: Normal
Transparency: Opaque
Hostility: friendly
Privates: Vagina
Linked Character: Javelinrain the Dragon
Loot: 3 Guilders

Naked Lizard Person (javelinrain_outer_palewoods)

Id: javelinrain_outer_palewoods
Description: A pink scaled reptile stood before you, completely nude. They were blocking the way forward, while eying you with a wicked grin.
Text Color: #8866ff
Size: Normal
Transparency: Opaque
Hostility: neutral
Privates: Vagina
Linked Character: Javelinrain the Dragon
Loot: 2 Guilders

Javelinrain the Dragon (javelinrain_encounter2)

Id: javelinrain_encounter2
Description: Before you stood a familiar nude reptile. It was Javelinrain, the person who had declared themselves a dragon, and smited anyone who contradicted them. With how much you had been running into them, you started to suspect that they had been following you around.
Text Color: #8866ff
Size: Normal
Transparency: Opaque
Hostility: neutral
Privates: Vagina
Linked Character: Javelinrain the Dragon
Loot: 2 Guilders

Javelinrain the Dragon (javelinrain_darkhill)

Id: javelinrain_darkhill
Description: Before you stood a familiar nude reptile. It was Javelinrain, the person who had declared themselves a dragon, and smited anyone who contradicted them. With how much you had been running into them, you started to suspect that they had been following you around.
Text Color: #8866ff
Size: Normal
Transparency: Opaque
Hostility: friendly
Privates: Vagina
Linked Character: Javelinrain the Dragon
Loot: 3 Guilders

Javelinrain the Dragon (javelinrain_penis_darkhill)

Id: javelinrain_penis_darkhill
Description: Before you stood a familiar nude reptile. It was Javelinrain, the person who had declared themselves a dragon, and smited anyone who contradicted them. With how much you had been running into them, you started to suspect that they had been following you around.
Text Color: #8866ff
Size: Normal
Transparency: Opaque
Hostility: friendly
Privates: Penis, Vagina
Linked Character: Javelinrain the Twin-Headed Dragon
Loot: 5 Guilders

Realm Watcher Angel (realm_watcher_angel)

Id: realm_watcher_angel
Description: Before you stood a being of divine light, eyes, and holy feathers. Its form was impossibly large, filling all the space around you and then some. Yet, at the same time, it only occupied an infinitesimally small point at the edge of your peripheral vision.
Text Color: #8866ff
Size: Huge
Transparency: Opaque
Hostility: neutral
Privates: none
Linked Character: Realm Watcher Angel
Loot: 2 Guilders

Sparktail the Innkeep (sparktail)

Id: sparktail
Description: Inkeeper of the Lightn Inn, and general sarcastic bastard. One of the most powerful fighters in Darkhill, but he refuses to do any hard work. Hates the Order of Purity for telling him nor to fuck his clientèle in public, but is to lazy to make them stop.
Text Color: #8866ff
Size: Normal
Transparency: Opaque
Hostility: friendly
Privates: Penis
Linked Character: Sparktail the Innkeeper
Loot: 2 Guilders

Sparktail the Innkeep (sparktail_talk_hook)

Id: sparktail_talk_hook
Description: Inkeeper of the Lightn Inn, and general sarcastic bastard. One of the most powerful fighters in Darkhill, but he refuses to do any hard work. Hates the Order of Purity for telling him nor to fuck his clientèle in public, but is to lazy to make them stop.
Text Color: #8866ff
Size: Normal
Transparency: Opaque
Hostility: friendly
Privates: Penis
Linked Character: Sparktail the Innkeeper
Loot: 3 Guilders

Sparktail the Innkeep (sparktail_stocks)

Id: sparktail_stocks
Description: Inkeeper of the Lightn Inn, and general sarcastic bastard. One of the most powerful fighters in Darkhill, but he refuses to do any hard work. Hates the Order of Purity for telling him nor to fuck his clientèle in public, but is to lazy to make them stop.
Text Color: #8866ff
Size: Normal
Transparency: Opaque
Hostility: friendly
Privates: Penis
Linked Character: Sparktail the Innkeeper
Loot: 2 Guilders

Order of Purity Bouncer (female) (order_of_purity_bouncer)

Id: order_of_purity_bouncer
Description: An Order of Purity censor, who marches around trying to spot any depravity, and put a stop to it. Must be some weirdo with a denial kink or something, why else would you put so much zeal into ruining other people's fun?
Text Color: #8866ff
Size: Normal
Transparency: Opaque
Hostility: neutral
Privates: Vagina
Linked Character: Order of Purity Censor (female)
Stats
Name: Level; Value: 5
Name: Strength; Value: 13
Name: Constitution; Value: 13
Name: Skill; Value: 13
Name: Libido; Value: 10
Name: Instinct; Value: 10
Name: Wisdom; Value: 14
Name: Armor; Value: 16
Name: Weapon Attack Power; Value: 8
Name: Weapon Magic Power; Value: 8
Loot: 3 Guilders

No-Wank Master (no_wank_master)

Id: no_wank_master
Description: The no-wank-master, a priest of the Order of Purity. He is said to have resisted the desire to wank since the world was young.
Text Color: #8866ff
Size: Normal
Transparency: Opaque
Hostility: neutral
Privates: Penis
Linked Character: No-Wank-Master
Loot: 5 Guilders

Order of Purity Censor (female) (wank_mook_female)

Id: wank_mook_female
Description: An Order of Purity censor, who marches around trying to spot any depravity, and put a stop to it. Must be some weirdo with a denial kink or something, why else would you put so much zeal into ruining other people's fun?
Text Color: #8866ff
Size: Normal
Transparency: Opaque
Hostility: neutral
Privates: Vagina
Linked Character: Order of Purity Censor (female)
Loot: 5 Guilders

Order of Purity Censor (male) (wank_mook_male)

Id: wank_mook_male
Description: An Order of Purity censor, who marches around trying to spot any depravity, and put a stop to it. Must be some weirdo with a denial kink or something, why else would you put so much zeal into ruining other people's fun?
Text Color: #8866ff
Size: Normal
Transparency: Opaque
Hostility: neutral
Privates: Penis
Linked Character: Order of Purity Censor (male)
Loot: 2 Guilders

Alice the Afterlife Clerk (alice)

Id: alice
Description: The winged clerk looks at you with her eternal fake smile. You get the feeling that the corporate machine has ground her spirit to dust long ago.
Text Color: #8866ff
Size: Normal
Transparency: Opaque
Hostility: friendly
Privates: Vagina
Linked Character: Alice the Afterlife Clerk
Loot: 3 Guilders

Alice the Afterlife Clerk (alice_talk_hook)

Id: alice_talk_hook
Description: The winged clerk looks at you with her eternal fake smile. You get the feeling that the corporate machine has ground her spirit to dust long ago.
Text Color: #8866ff
Size: Normal
Transparency: Opaque
Hostility: friendly
Privates: Vagina
Linked Character: Alice the Afterlife Clerk
Loot: 3 Guilders

Scrii Mindthief (scrii_boss_dialogue)

Id: scrii_boss_dialogue
Description: This half-human half-arachnid is one of Spymaster Marcarba's most trusted assassins. She is known to love toying with her victim's minds. It might be better to not look into her eyes if you can help it.
Text Color: #8866ff
Size: Normal
Transparency: Opaque
Hostility: hostile
Privates: Vagina
Linked Character: Scrii Mindthief
Loot: 2 Guilders

Dialsmabogg, she who Festers (dialsmabogg)

Id: dialsmabogg
Description: The lady before you is tall, elegant, and exudes a motherly aura. However, the shadows seem to stir at the edge of her form, and you get the feeling eyes are watching you from all sides once you observe her too close. Something ain't right about this lady.
Text Color: #8866ff
Size: Normal
Transparency: Opaque
Hostility: friendly
Privates: Vagina
Linked Character: Dialsmabogg, She Who Festers
Loot: 2 Guilders

Ex Guard Captain Fiveleg (fiveleg_post_boss)

Id: fiveleg_post_boss
Description: As the retired captain of the royal guard, Fiveleg embodies the STALLION GRINDSET, or, so he says. He is 50% horse, 50% beefcake, and 100% crazy retired veteran frolicking naked in the woods.
Text Color: #8866ff
Size: Huge
Transparency: Opaque
Hostility: hostile
Is Boss: yes
Privates: Penis
Linked Character: Ex Guard Captain Fiveleg
Loot: 2 Guilders

Ex Guard Captain Fiveleg (fiveleg_forest_path)

Id: fiveleg_forest_path
Description: As the retired captain of the royal guard, Fiveleg embodies the STALLION GRINDSET, or, so he says. He is 50% horse, 50% beefcake, and 100% crazy retired veteran frolicking naked in the woods.
Text Color: #8866ff
Size: Huge
Transparency: Opaque
Hostility: hostile
Privates: Penis
Linked Character: Ex Guard Captain Fiveleg
Loot: 3 Guilders

Garter the Alchemist (garter)

Id: garter
Description: The slithering and scaled owner of Darkhill's alchemy shop. A fork-tongued lady who keeps and trains submissive pets as her hobby.
Text Color: #8866ff
Size: Normal
Transparency: Opaque
Hostility: friendly
Privates: Penis, Vagina
Linked Character: Garter the Alchemist
Loot: 5 Guilders

Garter the Alchemist (garter_talk_hook)

Id: garter_talk_hook
Description: The slithering and scaled owner of Darkhill's alchemy shop. A fork-tongued lady who keeps and trains submissive pets as her hobby.
Text Color: #8866ff
Size: Normal
Transparency: Opaque
Hostility: friendly
Privates: Penis, Vagina
Linked Character: Garter the Alchemist
Loot: 2 Guilders

Felicia the Clothier (felicia)

Id: felicia
Description: A female werecat who runs a clothes stall on the streets of Darkhill. She tends to have a very distant look in her eyes, and has a bunch of mushrooms sprouting from her head.
Text Color: #8866ff
Size: Normal
Transparency: Opaque
Hostility: friendly
Privates: Penis, Vagina
Linked Character: Felicia the Clothier
Loot: 3 Guilders

Felicia the Clothier (felicia_talk_hook)

Id: felicia_talk_hook
Description: A female werecat who runs a clothes stall on the streets of Darkhill. She tends to have a very distant look in her eyes, and has a bunch of mushrooms sprouting from her head.
Text Color: #8866ff
Size: Normal
Transparency: Opaque
Hostility: friendly
Privates: Penis, Vagina
Linked Character: Felicia the Clothier
Loot: 2 Guilders

Breeding Mount (breeding_mount)

Id: breeding_mount
Description: A breeding mount, for extracting semen from farm animals, at least..., that is what it looks like. It has been mounted beside a busy town road, for some reason, and strange mushrooms are growing on and around it.
Text Color: #8866ff
Size: Normal
Transparency: Partial
Hostility: neutral
Loot: 2 Guilders

Hiveling Worker (Female) (worker_bee_hive_entry)

Id: worker_bee_hive_entry
Description: A Hiveling worker, out doing tasks for the hive. She keeps repeating mantras about queen and country and such over and over again, even if nobody is around to hear.
Text Color: #8866ff
Size: Normal
Transparency: Opaque
Hostility: neutral
Privates: Vagina
Linked Character: Hiveling Worker (Female)
Stats
Name: Level; Value: 6
Name: Strength; Value: 10
Name: Constitution; Value: 11
Name: Libido; Value: 11
Name: Skill; Value: 14
Name: Wisdom; Value: 14
Name: Instinct; Value: 10
Name: Air Resistance; Value: -50
Name: Earth Resistance; Value: 20
Name: Armor; Value: 20
Name: Weapon Attack Power; Value: 10
Name: Weapon Magic Power; Value: 10
Loot: 2 Guilders

Hiveling Worker (Female) (worker_bee_inner_castle_enter)

Id: worker_bee_inner_castle_enter
Description: A Hiveling worker, out doing tasks for the hive. She keeps repeating mantras about queen and country and such over and over again, even if nobody is around to hear.
Text Color: #8866ff
Size: Normal
Transparency: Opaque
Hostility: neutral
Privates: Vagina
Linked Character: Hiveling Worker (Female)
Stats
Name: Level; Value: 6
Name: Strength; Value: 10
Name: Constitution; Value: 11
Name: Libido; Value: 11
Name: Skill; Value: 14
Name: Wisdom; Value: 14
Name: Instinct; Value: 10
Name: Air Resistance; Value: -50
Name: Earth Resistance; Value: 20
Name: Armor; Value: 20
Name: Weapon Attack Power; Value: 10
Name: Weapon Magic Power; Value: 10
Loot: 5 Guilders

Hiveling Worker (Female) (worker_bee_merchant)

Id: worker_bee_merchant
Description: A Hiveling worker, out doing tasks for the hive. She keeps repeating mantras about queen and country and such over and over again, even if nobody is around to hear.
Text Color: #8866ff
Size: Normal
Transparency: Opaque
Hostility: neutral
Privates: Vagina
Linked Character: Hiveling Worker (Female)
Stats
Name: Level; Value: 6
Name: Strength; Value: 10
Name: Constitution; Value: 11
Name: Libido; Value: 11
Name: Skill; Value: 14
Name: Wisdom; Value: 14
Name: Instinct; Value: 10
Name: Air Resistance; Value: -50
Name: Earth Resistance; Value: 20
Name: Armor; Value: 20
Name: Weapon Attack Power; Value: 10
Name: Weapon Magic Power; Value: 10
Loot: 3 Guilders

Hiveling Worker (Female) (worker_bee_merchant_talk_hook)

Id: worker_bee_merchant_talk_hook
Description: A Hiveling worker, out doing tasks for the hive. She keeps repeating mantras about queen and country and such over and over again, even if nobody is around to hear.
Text Color: #8866ff
Size: Normal
Transparency: Opaque
Hostility: friendly
Privates: Vagina
Linked Character: Hiveling Worker (Female)
Loot: 3 Guilders

Honeynalia, the Broodmother (honeynalia)

Id: honeynalia
Description: The 'queen' of the local hiveling hive. A huge, egg-laying machine of a beemommy. Has historically had a bad relationship with the Drakenburg crown, who see her as an invading competitor.
Text Color: #8866ff
Size: Normal
Transparency: Opaque
Hostility: friendly
Privates: Vagina
Linked Character: Honeynalia, the Broodmother
AI Mode: WanderAiPrototype
Loot: 2 Guilders

Honeynalia, the Broodmother (honeynalia_pre_fight)

Id: honeynalia_pre_fight
Description: The 'queen' of the local hiveling hive. A huge, egg-laying machine of a beemommy. Has historically had a bad relationship with the Drakenburg crown, who see her as an invading competitor.
Text Color: #8866ff
Size: Normal
Transparency: Opaque
Hostility: hostile
Privates: Vagina
Linked Character: Honeynalia, the Broodmother
Loot: 3 Guilders

Steve From Accounting (steve_from_accounting)

Id: steve_from_accounting
Description: This is the guy that runs the accounting department of the layer of AFTERLIFE PLUS you keep ending up at when you die. Alice the Afterlife Clerk seems to hate the guy's guts because he keeps denying her paperwork submissions over bureaucratic trifles.
Text Color: #8866ff
Size: Normal
Transparency: Opaque
Hostility: hostile
Privates: Penis
Stats
Name: Level; Value: 5
Name: Strength; Value: 12
Name: Constitution; Value: 12
Name: Libido; Value: 12
Name: Skill; Value: 12
Name: Wisdom; Value: 12
Name: Instinct; Value: 12
Name: Armor; Value: 16
Name: Weapon Attack Power; Value: 8
Name: Weapon Magic Power; Value: 8
AI Mode: AttackAiPrototype
Loot: 10 Guilders, 2 Old Bone, 1 Worthless Little Bottom's Collar

Kobold Stall Merchant (kobold1_stall_merchant)

Id: kobold1_stall_merchant
Description: A small stall with consumable odds and ends, run by a kobold proprietor. Mostly sells contraceptives.
Text Color: #8866ff
Size: Normal
Transparency: Opaque
Hostility: friendly
Loot: 2 Guilders

Kobold Stall Merchant (kobold1_stall_merchant_talk_hook)

Id: kobold1_stall_merchant_talk_hook
Description: A small stall with consumable odds and ends, run by a kobold proprietor. Mostly sells contraceptives.
Text Color: #8866ff
Size: Normal
Transparency: Opaque
Hostility: friendly
Loot: 3 Guilders