Entity Category NPCs
From Lordling of Hearts
Bazel Beebuzz (bazel_mindscrabled)
| Id: bazel_mindscrabled | |
| Description: It is Sparktail's apprentice, but she is still out of it. You should take her back to Darkhill. | |
| Text Color: #8866ff | |
| Size: Normal | |
| Transparency: Opaque | |
| Hostility: friendly | |
| Privates: Vagina | |
| Linked Character: Bazel Burrbuzz | |
| Loot: 5 Guilders |
Bazel Beebuzz (bazel_daycare)
| Id: bazel_daycare | |
| Description: A Hiveling mage, and apprentice of Sparktail the Innkeep. The only thing this busty bee loves more than puns is fucking. That, and her wife, the 5th dimensional space horror Dialsmabogg. | |
| Text Color: #8866ff | |
| Size: Normal | |
| Transparency: Opaque | |
| Hostility: friendly | |
| Privates: Vagina | |
| Linked Character: Bazel Burrbuzz | |
| Loot: 2 Guilders |
Mork Fuzzybutt (mork)
| Id: mork | |
| Description: Genevave's personal guard, like his father was to the king before him. He wished for a better world, but honor and obligations trapped him in the service of an idiot. So instead, he drowned himself in fantasy books about loyal knights and worthy kings, dreaming of the life he would never have. | |
| Text Color: #8866ff | |
| Size: Normal | |
| Transparency: Opaque | |
| Hostility: friendly | |
| Privates: Penis | |
| Linked Character: Mork Fuzzybutt | |
| Loot: 2 Guilders |
Marcarba Snakestep (marcarba)
| Id: marcarba | |
| Description: The spymaster of the Draakenburcht, and resident badboy twink. He somehow manages to hide seventeen daggers on his person at all times, while wearing nothing but boots and panties. Don't ask how, you wont like what follows. | |
| Text Color: #8866ff | |
| Size: Normal | |
| Transparency: Opaque | |
| Hostility: friendly | |
| Privates: Penis | |
| Linked Character: Marcarba Snakestep | |
| Loot: 2 Guilders |
Javelinrain the Dragon (javelinrain)
| Id: javelinrain | |
| Description: Before you stood a familiar nude reptile. It was Javelinrain, the person who had declared themselves a dragon, and smited anyone who contradicted them. With how much you had been running into them, you started to suspect that they had been following you around. | |
| Text Color: #8866ff | |
| Size: Normal | |
| Transparency: Opaque | |
| Hostility: friendly | |
| Privates: Vagina | |
| Linked Character: Javelinrain the Dragon | |
| Loot: 3 Guilders |
Naked Lizard Person (javelinrain_outer_palewoods)
| Id: javelinrain_outer_palewoods | |
| Description: A pink scaled reptile stood before you, completely nude. They were blocking the way forward, while eying you with a wicked grin. | |
| Text Color: #8866ff | |
| Size: Normal | |
| Transparency: Opaque | |
| Hostility: neutral | |
| Privates: Vagina | |
| Linked Character: Javelinrain the Dragon | |
| Loot: 2 Guilders |
Javelinrain the Dragon (javelinrain_encounter2)
| Id: javelinrain_encounter2 | |
| Description: Before you stood a familiar nude reptile. It was Javelinrain, the person who had declared themselves a dragon, and smited anyone who contradicted them. With how much you had been running into them, you started to suspect that they had been following you around. | |
| Text Color: #8866ff | |
| Size: Normal | |
| Transparency: Opaque | |
| Hostility: neutral | |
| Privates: Vagina | |
| Linked Character: Javelinrain the Dragon | |
| Loot: 2 Guilders |
Javelinrain the Dragon (javelinrain_darkhill)
| Id: javelinrain_darkhill | |
| Description: Before you stood a familiar nude reptile. It was Javelinrain, the person who had declared themselves a dragon, and smited anyone who contradicted them. With how much you had been running into them, you started to suspect that they had been following you around. | |
| Text Color: #8866ff | |
| Size: Normal | |
| Transparency: Opaque | |
| Hostility: friendly | |
| Privates: Vagina | |
| Linked Character: Javelinrain the Dragon | |
| Loot: 3 Guilders |
Javelinrain the Dragon (javelinrain_penis_darkhill)
| Id: javelinrain_penis_darkhill | |
| Description: Before you stood a familiar nude reptile. It was Javelinrain, the person who had declared themselves a dragon, and smited anyone who contradicted them. With how much you had been running into them, you started to suspect that they had been following you around. | |
| Text Color: #8866ff | |
| Size: Normal | |
| Transparency: Opaque | |
| Hostility: friendly | |
| Privates: Penis, Vagina | |
| Linked Character: Javelinrain the Twin-Headed Dragon | |
| Loot: 5 Guilders |
Realm Watcher Angel (realm_watcher_angel)
| Id: realm_watcher_angel | |
| Description: Before you stood a being of divine light, eyes, and holy feathers. Its form was impossibly large, filling all the space around you and then some. Yet, at the same time, it only occupied an infinitesimally small point at the edge of your peripheral vision. | |
| Text Color: #8866ff | |
| Size: Huge | |
| Transparency: Opaque | |
| Hostility: neutral | |
| Privates: none | |
| Linked Character: Realm Watcher Angel | |
| Loot: 2 Guilders |
Sparktail the Innkeep (sparktail)
| Id: sparktail | |
| Description: Inkeeper of the Lightn Inn, and general sarcastic bastard. One of the most powerful fighters in Darkhill, but he refuses to do any hard work. Hates the Order of Purity for telling him nor to fuck his clientèle in public, but is to lazy to make them stop. | |
| Text Color: #8866ff | |
| Size: Normal | |
| Transparency: Opaque | |
| Hostility: friendly | |
| Privates: Penis | |
| Linked Character: Sparktail the Innkeeper | |
| Loot: 2 Guilders |
Sparktail the Innkeep (sparktail_talk_hook)
| Id: sparktail_talk_hook | |
| Description: Inkeeper of the Lightn Inn, and general sarcastic bastard. One of the most powerful fighters in Darkhill, but he refuses to do any hard work. Hates the Order of Purity for telling him nor to fuck his clientèle in public, but is to lazy to make them stop. | |
| Text Color: #8866ff | |
| Size: Normal | |
| Transparency: Opaque | |
| Hostility: friendly | |
| Privates: Penis | |
| Linked Character: Sparktail the Innkeeper | |
| Loot: 3 Guilders |
Sparktail the Innkeep (sparktail_stocks)
| Id: sparktail_stocks | |
| Description: Inkeeper of the Lightn Inn, and general sarcastic bastard. One of the most powerful fighters in Darkhill, but he refuses to do any hard work. Hates the Order of Purity for telling him nor to fuck his clientèle in public, but is to lazy to make them stop. | |
| Text Color: #8866ff | |
| Size: Normal | |
| Transparency: Opaque | |
| Hostility: friendly | |
| Privates: Penis | |
| Linked Character: Sparktail the Innkeeper | |
| Loot: 2 Guilders |
Order of Purity Bouncer (female) (order_of_purity_bouncer)
| Id: order_of_purity_bouncer | |
| Description: An Order of Purity censor, who marches around trying to spot any depravity, and put a stop to it. Must be some weirdo with a denial kink or something, why else would you put so much zeal into ruining other people's fun? | |
| Text Color: #8866ff | |
| Size: Normal | |
| Transparency: Opaque | |
| Hostility: neutral | |
| Privates: Vagina | |
| Linked Character: Order of Purity Censor (female) | |
| Stats | |
| Name: Level; Value: 5 | |
| Name: Strength; Value: 13 | |
| Name: Constitution; Value: 13 | |
| Name: Skill; Value: 13 | |
| Name: Libido; Value: 10 | |
| Name: Instinct; Value: 10 | |
| Name: Wisdom; Value: 14 | |
| Name: Armor; Value: 16 | |
| Name: Weapon Attack Power; Value: 8 | |
| Name: Weapon Magic Power; Value: 8 | |
| Loot: 3 Guilders | |
No-Wank Master (no_wank_master)
| Id: no_wank_master | |
| Description: The no-wank-master, a priest of the Order of Purity. He is said to have resisted the desire to wank since the world was young. | |
| Text Color: #8866ff | |
| Size: Normal | |
| Transparency: Opaque | |
| Hostility: neutral | |
| Privates: Penis | |
| Linked Character: No-Wank-Master | |
| Loot: 5 Guilders |
Order of Purity Censor (female) (wank_mook_female)
| Id: wank_mook_female | |
| Description: An Order of Purity censor, who marches around trying to spot any depravity, and put a stop to it. Must be some weirdo with a denial kink or something, why else would you put so much zeal into ruining other people's fun? | |
| Text Color: #8866ff | |
| Size: Normal | |
| Transparency: Opaque | |
| Hostility: neutral | |
| Privates: Vagina | |
| Linked Character: Order of Purity Censor (female) | |
| Loot: 5 Guilders |
Order of Purity Censor (male) (wank_mook_male)
| Id: wank_mook_male | |
| Description: An Order of Purity censor, who marches around trying to spot any depravity, and put a stop to it. Must be some weirdo with a denial kink or something, why else would you put so much zeal into ruining other people's fun? | |
| Text Color: #8866ff | |
| Size: Normal | |
| Transparency: Opaque | |
| Hostility: neutral | |
| Privates: Penis | |
| Linked Character: Order of Purity Censor (male) | |
| Loot: 2 Guilders |
Alice the Afterlife Clerk (alice)
| Id: alice | |
| Description: The winged clerk looks at you with her eternal fake smile. You get the feeling that the corporate machine has ground her spirit to dust long ago. | |
| Text Color: #8866ff | |
| Size: Normal | |
| Transparency: Opaque | |
| Hostility: friendly | |
| Privates: Vagina | |
| Linked Character: Alice the Afterlife Clerk | |
| Loot: 3 Guilders |
Alice the Afterlife Clerk (alice_talk_hook)
| Id: alice_talk_hook | |
| Description: The winged clerk looks at you with her eternal fake smile. You get the feeling that the corporate machine has ground her spirit to dust long ago. | |
| Text Color: #8866ff | |
| Size: Normal | |
| Transparency: Opaque | |
| Hostility: friendly | |
| Privates: Vagina | |
| Linked Character: Alice the Afterlife Clerk | |
| Loot: 3 Guilders |
Scrii Mindthief (scrii_boss_dialogue)
| Id: scrii_boss_dialogue | |
| Description: This half-human half-arachnid is one of Spymaster Marcarba's most trusted assassins. She is known to love toying with her victim's minds. It might be better to not look into her eyes if you can help it. | |
| Text Color: #8866ff | |
| Size: Normal | |
| Transparency: Opaque | |
| Hostility: hostile | |
| Privates: Vagina | |
| Linked Character: Scrii Mindthief | |
| Loot: 2 Guilders |
Dialsmabogg, she who Festers (dialsmabogg)
| Id: dialsmabogg | |
| Description: The lady before you is tall, elegant, and exudes a motherly aura. However, the shadows seem to stir at the edge of her form, and you get the feeling eyes are watching you from all sides once you observe her too close. Something ain't right about this lady. | |
| Text Color: #8866ff | |
| Size: Normal | |
| Transparency: Opaque | |
| Hostility: friendly | |
| Privates: Vagina | |
| Linked Character: Dialsmabogg, She Who Festers | |
| Loot: 2 Guilders |
Ex Guard Captain Fiveleg (fiveleg_post_boss)
| Id: fiveleg_post_boss | |
| Description: As the retired captain of the royal guard, Fiveleg embodies the STALLION GRINDSET, or, so he says. He is 50% horse, 50% beefcake, and 100% crazy retired veteran frolicking naked in the woods. | |
| Text Color: #8866ff | |
| Size: Huge | |
| Transparency: Opaque | |
| Hostility: hostile | |
| Is Boss: yes | |
| Privates: Penis | |
| Linked Character: Ex Guard Captain Fiveleg | |
| Loot: 2 Guilders |
Ex Guard Captain Fiveleg (fiveleg_forest_path)
| Id: fiveleg_forest_path | |
| Description: As the retired captain of the royal guard, Fiveleg embodies the STALLION GRINDSET, or, so he says. He is 50% horse, 50% beefcake, and 100% crazy retired veteran frolicking naked in the woods. | |
| Text Color: #8866ff | |
| Size: Huge | |
| Transparency: Opaque | |
| Hostility: hostile | |
| Privates: Penis | |
| Linked Character: Ex Guard Captain Fiveleg | |
| Loot: 3 Guilders |
Garter the Alchemist (garter)
| Id: garter | |
| Description: The slithering and scaled owner of Darkhill's alchemy shop. A fork-tongued lady who keeps and trains submissive pets as her hobby. | |
| Text Color: #8866ff | |
| Size: Normal | |
| Transparency: Opaque | |
| Hostility: friendly | |
| Privates: Penis, Vagina | |
| Linked Character: Garter the Alchemist | |
| Loot: 5 Guilders |
Garter the Alchemist (garter_talk_hook)
| Id: garter_talk_hook | |
| Description: The slithering and scaled owner of Darkhill's alchemy shop. A fork-tongued lady who keeps and trains submissive pets as her hobby. | |
| Text Color: #8866ff | |
| Size: Normal | |
| Transparency: Opaque | |
| Hostility: friendly | |
| Privates: Penis, Vagina | |
| Linked Character: Garter the Alchemist | |
| Loot: 2 Guilders |
Felicia the Clothier (felicia)
| Id: felicia | |
| Description: A female werecat who runs a clothes stall on the streets of Darkhill. She tends to have a very distant look in her eyes, and has a bunch of mushrooms sprouting from her head. | |
| Text Color: #8866ff | |
| Size: Normal | |
| Transparency: Opaque | |
| Hostility: friendly | |
| Privates: Penis, Vagina | |
| Linked Character: Felicia the Clothier | |
| Loot: 3 Guilders |
Felicia the Clothier (felicia_talk_hook)
| Id: felicia_talk_hook | |
| Description: A female werecat who runs a clothes stall on the streets of Darkhill. She tends to have a very distant look in her eyes, and has a bunch of mushrooms sprouting from her head. | |
| Text Color: #8866ff | |
| Size: Normal | |
| Transparency: Opaque | |
| Hostility: friendly | |
| Privates: Penis, Vagina | |
| Linked Character: Felicia the Clothier | |
| Loot: 2 Guilders |
Breeding Mount (breeding_mount)
| Id: breeding_mount | |
| Description: A breeding mount, for extracting semen from farm animals, at least..., that is what it looks like. It has been mounted beside a busy town road, for some reason, and strange mushrooms are growing on and around it. | |
| Text Color: #8866ff | |
| Size: Normal | |
| Transparency: Partial | |
| Hostility: neutral | |
| Loot: 2 Guilders |
Hiveling Worker (Female) (worker_bee_hive_entry)
| Id: worker_bee_hive_entry | |
| Description: A Hiveling worker, out doing tasks for the hive. She keeps repeating mantras about queen and country and such over and over again, even if nobody is around to hear. | |
| Text Color: #8866ff | |
| Size: Normal | |
| Transparency: Opaque | |
| Hostility: neutral | |
| Privates: Vagina | |
| Linked Character: Hiveling Worker (Female) | |
| Stats | |
| Name: Level; Value: 6 | |
| Name: Strength; Value: 10 | |
| Name: Constitution; Value: 11 | |
| Name: Libido; Value: 11 | |
| Name: Skill; Value: 14 | |
| Name: Wisdom; Value: 14 | |
| Name: Instinct; Value: 10 | |
| Name: Air Resistance; Value: -50 | |
| Name: Earth Resistance; Value: 20 | |
| Name: Armor; Value: 20 | |
| Name: Weapon Attack Power; Value: 10 | |
| Name: Weapon Magic Power; Value: 10 | |
| Loot: 2 Guilders | |
Hiveling Worker (Female) (worker_bee_inner_castle_enter)
| Id: worker_bee_inner_castle_enter | |
| Description: A Hiveling worker, out doing tasks for the hive. She keeps repeating mantras about queen and country and such over and over again, even if nobody is around to hear. | |
| Text Color: #8866ff | |
| Size: Normal | |
| Transparency: Opaque | |
| Hostility: neutral | |
| Privates: Vagina | |
| Linked Character: Hiveling Worker (Female) | |
| Stats | |
| Name: Level; Value: 6 | |
| Name: Strength; Value: 10 | |
| Name: Constitution; Value: 11 | |
| Name: Libido; Value: 11 | |
| Name: Skill; Value: 14 | |
| Name: Wisdom; Value: 14 | |
| Name: Instinct; Value: 10 | |
| Name: Air Resistance; Value: -50 | |
| Name: Earth Resistance; Value: 20 | |
| Name: Armor; Value: 20 | |
| Name: Weapon Attack Power; Value: 10 | |
| Name: Weapon Magic Power; Value: 10 | |
| Loot: 5 Guilders | |
Hiveling Worker (Female) (worker_bee_merchant)
| Id: worker_bee_merchant | |
| Description: A Hiveling worker, out doing tasks for the hive. She keeps repeating mantras about queen and country and such over and over again, even if nobody is around to hear. | |
| Text Color: #8866ff | |
| Size: Normal | |
| Transparency: Opaque | |
| Hostility: neutral | |
| Privates: Vagina | |
| Linked Character: Hiveling Worker (Female) | |
| Stats | |
| Name: Level; Value: 6 | |
| Name: Strength; Value: 10 | |
| Name: Constitution; Value: 11 | |
| Name: Libido; Value: 11 | |
| Name: Skill; Value: 14 | |
| Name: Wisdom; Value: 14 | |
| Name: Instinct; Value: 10 | |
| Name: Air Resistance; Value: -50 | |
| Name: Earth Resistance; Value: 20 | |
| Name: Armor; Value: 20 | |
| Name: Weapon Attack Power; Value: 10 | |
| Name: Weapon Magic Power; Value: 10 | |
| Loot: 3 Guilders | |
Hiveling Worker (Female) (worker_bee_merchant_talk_hook)
| Id: worker_bee_merchant_talk_hook | |
| Description: A Hiveling worker, out doing tasks for the hive. She keeps repeating mantras about queen and country and such over and over again, even if nobody is around to hear. | |
| Text Color: #8866ff | |
| Size: Normal | |
| Transparency: Opaque | |
| Hostility: friendly | |
| Privates: Vagina | |
| Linked Character: Hiveling Worker (Female) | |
| Loot: 3 Guilders |
Honeynalia, the Broodmother (honeynalia)
| Id: honeynalia | |
| Description: The 'queen' of the local hiveling hive. A huge, egg-laying machine of a beemommy. Has historically had a bad relationship with the Drakenburg crown, who see her as an invading competitor. | |
| Text Color: #8866ff | |
| Size: Normal | |
| Transparency: Opaque | |
| Hostility: friendly | |
| Privates: Vagina | |
| Linked Character: Honeynalia, the Broodmother | |
| AI Mode: WanderAiPrototype | |
| Loot: 2 Guilders |
Honeynalia, the Broodmother (honeynalia_pre_fight)
| Id: honeynalia_pre_fight | |
| Description: The 'queen' of the local hiveling hive. A huge, egg-laying machine of a beemommy. Has historically had a bad relationship with the Drakenburg crown, who see her as an invading competitor. | |
| Text Color: #8866ff | |
| Size: Normal | |
| Transparency: Opaque | |
| Hostility: hostile | |
| Privates: Vagina | |
| Linked Character: Honeynalia, the Broodmother | |
| Loot: 3 Guilders |
Steve From Accounting (steve_from_accounting)
| Id: steve_from_accounting | |
| Description: This is the guy that runs the accounting department of the layer of AFTERLIFE PLUS you keep ending up at when you die. Alice the Afterlife Clerk seems to hate the guy's guts because he keeps denying her paperwork submissions over bureaucratic trifles. | |
| Text Color: #8866ff | |
| Size: Normal | |
| Transparency: Opaque | |
| Hostility: hostile | |
| Privates: Penis | |
| Stats | |
| Name: Level; Value: 5 | |
| Name: Strength; Value: 12 | |
| Name: Constitution; Value: 12 | |
| Name: Libido; Value: 12 | |
| Name: Skill; Value: 12 | |
| Name: Wisdom; Value: 12 | |
| Name: Instinct; Value: 12 | |
| Name: Armor; Value: 16 | |
| Name: Weapon Attack Power; Value: 8 | |
| Name: Weapon Magic Power; Value: 8 | |
| AI Mode: AttackAiPrototype | |
| Loot: 10 Guilders, 2 Old Bone, 1 Worthless Little Bottom's Collar | |
Kobold Stall Merchant (kobold1_stall_merchant)
| Id: kobold1_stall_merchant | |
| Description: A small stall with consumable odds and ends, run by a kobold proprietor. Mostly sells contraceptives. | |
| Text Color: #8866ff | |
| Size: Normal | |
| Transparency: Opaque | |
| Hostility: friendly | |
| Loot: 2 Guilders |
Kobold Stall Merchant (kobold1_stall_merchant_talk_hook)
| Id: kobold1_stall_merchant_talk_hook | |
| Description: A small stall with consumable odds and ends, run by a kobold proprietor. Mostly sells contraceptives. | |
| Text Color: #8866ff | |
| Size: Normal | |
| Transparency: Opaque | |
| Hostility: friendly | |
| Loot: 3 Guilders |