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Fight strange and wonderfully horny monsters, explore a weird alternate-dimension Amsterdam, wield your sexual prowess in a quest for love and glory!
Hello there lovely, I am Nranchs, writer and a maker of naughty imagery. Normally I spend my time digging through old folklore books and brewing terrible cider, but little beats my love for making video games, which I have been doing for the last 15 years in various places on the internet. You can find me, and my stuff on Twitter, itch.io, and Discord.
You can support this project on Patreon to get access to early builds!
Story synopsis
They say great leaders are born, not made. You wouldn't know, you can barely afford rent, let alone rule anything. But all of that changes the day you accidentally resurrect the greatest monster guild, 15 years after its mysterious disappearance.
Within days, every crimeboss, police chief and private investigator will be out for your blood. So either you become guildlord the world thinks you are, or you will die as the office schmuck you once were.
Scramble through a tale of crime, dungeons, office jobs, and loyalty, to ensure the happiness and safety of your newfound guild of horny monsters.
Characters
Mu'ngstint the Drainfly, Howlamir Roughpoof, Mona Commonplace, Mekill Goodmoney, Nooks, Elven Soothsayer, Dramnok Hexblade, Adremmada, Falzly the Acolyte, Mox Milledew, Flutty Fooftals, Fishladle, Dayji, The Blood Red Lady, Tenoxy, Female Slime, Male Slime, Hornspore Cluster, The Printer, Corpi
See also: Enemies, Shopkeepers
Quests
Main Quest, Nooks' printer troubles, Odd, odd, Mona, The one named Mona, Going full nude, or not, Kobold knowledge, The sleeping servant, A dog eager to dig, Monster raid, Mox's mushroom dinner, Peculiar chittering
Items
Trash-no-sweep, Hougeton, Kobold egg, Lesser health potion, Death's door draft, Shady aphrodisiac, Lust suppressant, Liquid Flux
See also: Equipment, Consumables
Species
Humans, Kobolds, Weredogs, Elves, Orcs, Mimics, Drainflies, Bombyxi, Mosqir, Werecats, Wolfmorphs, Hornspores, Greater Slimes, Half Kobolds
See also: Player Species
Lore
Locations
Your apartment, Roughpoof apparel, Apartment complex F5, Harpydust residential, Tech boulevard, Graveyard, Orcmin soft, Dayji's 24/7, Dayji's basement, Throne room, Dungeon core, Dungeon F1
Systems
Skills, Drunkenness, Hornspore cravings, Mosqir drool cravings
