Quests
From Lordling of Hearts
Main Quest
| Id: main_quest | |
| Related Npcs: Marcarba Snakestep, Genevave the Ghost, Mork Fuzzybutt, Sparktail the Innkeeper, Bazel Burrbuzz | |
| Level Range: Lv. 1 - 2 | |
| State: start | |
| Description: Go hug Marcarba. | |
| Location: Shady Meetup-quest_hug_marcarba | |
| State: go_to_town | |
| Description: You have awoken in a strange land with voices in your head. You need to figure out what is going on. Start by finding your way to the nearest town. | |
| Location: Shady Meetup-east | |
| State: go_to_town1 | |
| Description: You have awoken in a strange land with voices in your head. They tell you to go find Mork. | |
| Location: Shady Meetup-east | |
| State: go_to_town2 | |
| Description: You have awoken in a strange land with voices in your head. You need to figure out what is going on. Start by finding your way to the nearest town. | |
| Location: Lightn Inn-sparktail | |
| State: sparktails_spooky_shed | |
| Description: You somewhat agreed to go look into Sparktail the Innkeeper's ghost shed problem in exchange for lodging. Go complete the Quest Sparktail's Spooky Shed. | |
| Location: none | |
| State: bazels_request | |
| Description: The favor of Honeynalia, the Broodmother would be a great asset in regaining your crown. It might be a good idea to talk to Bazel Burrbuzz about what can be done in that regard. | |
| Location: Daycare-bazel | |
| State: royal_honey_envoy | |
| Description: The favor of Honeynalia, the Broodmother would be a great asset in regaining your crown. Bazel Burrbuzz is currently guiding you towards the The Hive (Common Area). UNDER CONSTRUCTION. | |
| Location: The Hive (Throne Room)-honeynalia | |
| State: done | |
| Description: This quest has been completed. | |
| Location: none | |
Goblin Paupers Nicked my Garb
| Id: goblin_paupers | |
| Related Npcs: Genevave the Ghost | |
| Level Range: Lv. 10 - 10 | |
| Note: Long term major questline hook for future content (but we should be getting around to some of it by V0.13.X). UNDER CONSTRUCTION. | |
| State: start | |
| Description: Find the goblins that stole Genevave's royal garb. UNDER CONSTRUCTION. | |
| Location: none | |
| State: done | |
| Description: This quest has been completed. | |
| Location: none | |
Royal Ghost
| Id: royal_ghost | |
| Related Npcs: Genevave the Ghost | |
| Level Range: Lv. 4 - 6 | |
| Note: Long term major questline hook for future content. UNDER CONSTRUCTION. | |
| State: start | |
| Description: Genevave's specter haunts you, and they are very annoying. Mayhaps the local church east of Darkhill has somebody who is experienced in the matters of ghosts. Go to the church, and find somebody to help you shed light on your strange condition. | |
| Location: Purity Church (F4)-center | |
| State: got_macguffin | |
| Description: You have found the Super Spiritual Macguffin, now you must discover what to do with it. The No-Wank-Master said something about finding a vessel the spirit desires more than what it is haunting. UNDER CONSTRUCTION. | |
| Location: none | |
| State: done | |
| Description: This quest has been completed. | |
| Location: none | |
Sparktail's Spooky Shed
| Id: sparktails_spooky_shed | |
| Related Npcs: Sparktail the Innkeeper, Bazel Burrbuzz, Dialsmabogg, She Who Festers | |
| Level Range: Lv. 2 - 4 | |
| Reward Exp: 27 | |
| Loot: 1 Health Flask | |
| Note: After meeting Sparktail the Innkeeper he forces you to do a quest in order to stay at the Lightn Inn. | |
| State: start | |
| Description: Sparktail the Innkeeper's apprentice has not returned after being send to clean up his spooky shed. Go west of Darkhill, enter The Shed, and find out what is inside. | |
| Location: The Shed (F1)-center | |
| State: return | |
| Description: You have found Bazel Burrbuzz, but she is still out of it. You should bring her back to Sparktail the Innkeeper. | |
| Location: Lightn Inn-sparktail | |
| State: turn_in | |
| Description: You have found Bazel Burrbuzz, but she is still out of it. Sparktail the Innkeeper told you to take her to the daycare next to his inn. | |
| Location: Daycare-dialsmabogg | |
| State: done | |
| Description: This quest has been completed. | |
| Location: none | |
Pest Control
| Id: pest_control | |
| Related Npcs: Sparktail the Innkeeper | |
| Level Range: Lv. 1 - 3 | |
| Reward Exp: 18 | |
| Loot: 20 Guilders | |
| Note: Sparktail the Innkeeper gives you a repeatable optional quest to hunt some local pests after you meet him in Lightn Inn. | |
| State: start | |
| Description: Sparktail the Innkeeper wants you to do some pest control. Hunted 0/7 Lesser Leafbug(s). | |
| Location: Shady Meetup-east | |
| State: turn_in | |
| Description: You have killed all the needed Leafbugs. Return to Sparktail the Innkeeper to turn in the quest. | |
| Location: Lightn Inn-sparktail | |
| State: done | |
| Description: This quest has been completed. | |
| Location: none | |
Make Me a Bow
| Id: make_me_a_bow | |
| Related Npcs: Order of Purity Censor (female) | |
| Level Range: Lv. 2 - 2 | |
| Reward Exp: 18 | |
| Note: You get this optional quest after Order of Purity Censor (female) stops you from entering one of the shops in Darkhill. She forces you to go through a crafting tutorial, and makes you to give her the end result. This quest can be skipped by refusing her. | |
| State: start | |
| Description: An Order of Purity Censor (female) goon has demanded you craft her a Shortbow. Gather the ingredients by hunting Leafbugs, and then hand the crafted item to her. | |
| Location: Darkhill-alchemist | |
| State: done | |
| Description: This quest has been completed. | |
| Location: none | |
Mork's Mentor
| Id: morks_mentor | |
| Related Npcs: Mork Fuzzybutt, Ex Guard Captain Fiveleg | |
| Level Range: Lv. 2 - 4 | |
| Reward Exp: 20 | |
| Note: After entering the side trail in Palewoods South (F1) you will get a quest to find Mork Fuzzybutt's old mentor Ex Guard Captain Fiveleg. | |
| State: start | |
| Description: Mork Fuzzybutt picked up his old mentor's scent in the Sunlit Clearing (F4). Explore the clearing and find the mothman's elusive mentor to ask him for advice on your predicament. | |
| Location: Sunlit Clearing (F4)-center | |
| State: bossfight | |
| Description: Ex Guard Captain Fiveleg has challenged you to battle. Fight him and win. | |
| Location: Sunlit Clearing (F4)-center | |
| State: victory | |
| Description: You have beaten Ex Guard Captain Fiveleg. Go talk to him and hear what he has to say. | |
| Location: Sunlit Clearing (F4)-center | |
| State: done | |
| Description: This quest has been completed. | |
| Location: none | |
Mork's Drunken Night
| Id: morks_drunken_night | |
| Related Npcs: Mork Fuzzybutt, Sparktail the Innkeeper | |
| Level Range: Lv. 3 - 3 | |
| Reward Exp: 16 | |
| Note: A quest that ends in some optional sex-scene content with Mork Fuzzybutt. Requires you to complete the quest Mork's Mentor as a prerequisite. | |
| State: start | |
| Description: You agreed to go grab some drinks with Mork Fuzzybutt. Go to the Lightn Inn and chat with him there. | |
| Location: Lightn Inn-bar | |
| State: done | |
| Description: This quest has been completed. | |
| Location: none | |
Heaven's Draft
| Id: heavens_draft | |
| Related Npcs: Alice the Afterlife Clerk, Garter the Alchemist | |
| Level Range: Lv. 3 - 4 | |
| Reward Exp: 37 | |
| Loot: 1 Titification Potion, 100 Guilders | |
| Note: After meeting Garter the Alchemist she will give you a quest to infiltrate AFTERLIFE PLUS and fuck an angel in order to obtain a Feather of Purity. Starting this quest will give you a consumable that will allow you to enter AFTERLIFE PLUS without dying. This quest will unlock Triple Distilled Brandy in Garter's shop, which is a requirement for unlocking Alice the Afterlife Clerk's sex-scenes. | |
| State: start | |
| Description: Garter the Alchemist asked you go go into her basement and return with her Garter's Crate. | |
| Location: Alchemist Shop Basement-chest | |
| State: alice_talk | |
| Description: Go find yourself a Feather of Purity, by fucking an angel, somehow. | |
| Location: AFTERLIFE PLUS-alice | |
| State: turn_in | |
| Description: quest_heavens_draft_turn_in | |
| Location: Alchemist Shop-garter | |
| State: done | |
| Description: This quest has been completed. | |
| Location: none | |
Sparktail's Grudge
| Id: sparktails_grudge | |
| Related Npcs: Sparktail the Innkeeper | |
| Level Range: Lv. 4 - 5 | |
| Reward Exp: 48 | |
| Loot: 100 Guilders | |
| Note: More optional Sparktail the Innkeeper hunt quest content. Unlocks after completing Pest Control. | |
| State: start | |
| Description: Hunted 0/20 Order of Purity Bouncer (female)(s) in the Purity Church (F1). | |
| Location: Purity Church (F1)-center | |
| State: turn_in | |
| Description: You have killed all the needed Order of Purity mooks. Return to Sparktail the Innkeeper to turn in the quest. | |
| Location: Lightn Inn-sparktail | |
| State: done | |
| Description: This quest has been completed. | |
| Location: none | |
A Dragon's Twin Cocks
| Id: dragons_cocks | |
| Related Npcs: Ex Guard Captain Fiveleg, Garter the Alchemist, Javelinrain the Dragon, Javelinrain the Twin-Headed Dragon | |
| Level Range: Lv. 5 - 6 | |
| Reward Exp: 62 | |
| Note: After beating Javelinrain the Dragon for the second time (at Palewoods South (F6)) she will start showing up in Darkhill. She will give you a quest to go help her manifest her some dragon cocks. NOTE: In the current version of the game you can only obtain one Draft of Twin Dragon Cocks. If you drink it yourself the quest will be uncompletable for the time being. | |
| State: start | |
| Description: Javelinrain asked you to help them with obtaining Twin Dragon Cocks, for this they need an Draft of Twin Dragon Cocks. Garter the Alchemist, the alchemist of Darkhill might be able to make such a thing. You should go ask her about it. | |
| Location: Alchemist Shop-garter | |
| State: talked_garter | |
| Description: Javelinrain asked you to help them with obtaining Twin Dragon Cocks, for this they need an Draft of Twin Dragon Cocks. Garter the Alchemist, the alchemist of Darkhill is able to make such a thing, but requires a Dragon Scale for the brew. She said that Ex Guard Captain Fiveleg might have one. | |
| Location: Palewoods South (F1)-fiveleg | |
| State: talked_fiveleg | |
| Description: Javelinrain asked you to help them with obtaining Twin Dragon Cocks, for this they need an Draft of Twin Dragon Cocks. Garter the Alchemist, the alchemist of Darkhill is able to make such a thing, but requires a Dragon Scale for the brew. Ex Guard Captain Fiveleg has such a scale, but won't give it to you until you prove yourself worthy of its power. | |
| Location: Palewoods South (F1)-fiveleg | |
| State: done | |
| Description: This quest has been completed. | |
| Location: none | |
Advanced Stallion Grindset
| Id: advanced_stallion_grindset | |
| Related Npcs: Ex Guard Captain Fiveleg | |
| Level Range: Lv. 5 - 6 | |
| Reward Exp: 28 | |
| Note: After completing the initial encounters with Ex Guard Captain Fiveleg and gaining STALLION GRINDSET you can request Fiveleg to train you further. This quest will require you to sire at least 3 offspring. | |
| State: start | |
| Description: You wish to master the ADVANCED STALLION GRINDSET, but first you must prove yourself worthy of aiming to plow the heavens! Go out into the world and sire 3 offspring, then return to Ex Guard Captain Fiveleg in the Palewoods South (F1) to continue your training. | |
| Location: Palewoods South (F1)-fiveleg | |
| State: done | |
| Description: This quest has been completed. | |
| Location: none | |
Hard Grid
| Id: hard_grit | |
| Related Npcs: Ex Guard Captain Fiveleg | |
| Level Range: Lv. 5 - 6 | |
| Reward Exp: 28 | |
| Loot: 1 Dragon Scale | |
| Note: As part of the quest A Dragon's Twin Cocks for Javelinrain the Dragon you can optionally go to Ex Guard Captain Fiveleg in order to get his Dragon Scale. You must complete the quest Advanced Stallion Grindset as a prerequisite for this quest. In order to get the Dragon Scale you will be asked to complete this quest. | |
| State: start | |
| Description: You have convinced Ex Guard Captain Fiveleg to give you his Dragon Scale in exchange for 8 Hard Grit. These can be obtained by slaying Water Elementals in the Darkhill Swamp (you can rest in the inn to respawn mobs). After collecting all of them, bring them to Ex Guard Captain Fiveleg in the Palewoods South (F1). | |
| Location: Darkhill Swamp-center | |
| State: done | |
| Description: This quest has been completed. | |
| Location: none | |
Drone's Dye
| Id: drones_dye | |
| Related Npcs: Hiveling Worker (Female) | |
| Level Range: Lv. 5 - 7 | |
| Note: In order to enter The Hive (Common Area) one of the Hiveling Worker (Female) requests you do a favor for her. This quest needs to be completed to go further into the hive. | |
| State: start | |
| Description: A hiveling drone has forced you to collect 3 Yellow Dyes to continue the integration course. Some occasionally drops from wind elementals. | |
| Location: Palewoods South (F5)-center | |
| State: done | |
| Description: This quest has been completed. | |
| Location: none | |
Steve from Accounting
| Id: steve_from_accounting_hunt | |
| Related Npcs: Steve from Accounting, Alice the Afterlife Clerk | |
| Level Range: Lv. 5 - 7 | |
| Reward Exp: 70 | |
| Note: After taking Alice the Afterlife Clerk's virginity, you can ask if you can do more for her. This will start a quest to hunt down one of her colleagues in the AFTERLIFE PLUS offices (F1). On return, you will unlock an optional anal sex scene. | |
| State: start | |
| Description: Alice is having some issues with a guy called Steve from AFTERLIFE PLUS's accounting department. She has given you the key to his heavenly offices, and asked you to go inform him of her displeasure (with your fists).
In order to do this quest you must be in the world of the dead. | |
| Location: AFTERLIFE PLUS admin department-steve_from_accounting | |
| State: beaten | |
| Description: Alice is having some issues with a guy called Steve from AFTERLIFE PLUS's accounting department. You have given the guy a firm talking to (with your fists). Return to Alice in the world of the dead to report a job well done. | |
| Location: AFTERLIFE PLUS-alice | |
| State: done | |
| Description: This quest has been completed. | |
| Location: none | |
De-slimification
| Id: de_slimification | |
| Related Npcs: Garter the Alchemist, Slime (Male), Slime (Female) | |
| Level Range: Lv. 4 - 5 | |
| Reward Exp: 48 | |
| Loot: 1 De-Slimification Potion | |
| Note: If you talk to Garter the Alchemist after turning into a Slime or gaining the Slimification affliction you will get a quest to harvest materials of the slimes in the local swamp in order for Garter to complete a recipe for a De-Slimification Potion. Completing this quest will add the De-Slimification Potion to Garter's shop. | |
| State: start | |
| Description: Garter the Alchemist has noticed that you have been afflicted by Slimification. She wants you to go hunt some slimes so she can add a De-Slimification Potion to her recipes. There should be some in the deeper parts of the Darkhill Swamp (F3). Hunted 0/7 Slime(s). | |
| Location: Darkhill Swamp (F3)-center | |
| State: turn_in | |
| Description: You have gathered enough material from the slimes of the Darkhill Swamp (F3) for Garter the Alchemist. Return to her so she can add the De-Slimification Potion to her recipes. | |
| Location: Alchemist Shop-garter | |
| State: done | |
| Description: This quest has been completed. | |
| Location: none | |