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Main Quest

Id: main_quest
Related Npcs: Marcarba Snakestep, Genevave the Ghost, Mork Fuzzybutt, Sparktail the Innkeeper, Bazel Burrbuzz
Level Range: Lv. 1 - 2
State: start
Description: Go hug Marcarba.
Location: Shady Meetup-quest_hug_marcarba
State: go_to_town
Description: You have awoken in a strange land with voices in your head. You need to figure out what is going on. Start by finding your way to the nearest town.
Location: Shady Meetup-east
State: go_to_town1
Description: You have awoken in a strange land with voices in your head. They tell you to go find Mork.
Location: Shady Meetup-east
State: go_to_town2
Description: You have awoken in a strange land with voices in your head. You need to figure out what is going on. Start by finding your way to the nearest town.
Location: Lightn Inn-sparktail
State: sparktails_spooky_shed
Description: You somewhat agreed to go look into Sparktail the Innkeeper's ghost shed problem in exchange for lodging. Go complete the Quest Sparktail's Spooky Shed.
Location: none
State: bazels_request
Description: The favor of Honeynalia, the Broodmother would be a great asset in regaining your crown. It might be a good idea to talk to Bazel Burrbuzz about what can be done in that regard.
Location: Daycare-bazel
State: royal_honey_envoy
Description: The favor of Honeynalia, the Broodmother would be a great asset in regaining your crown. Bazel Burrbuzz is currently guiding you towards the The Hive (Common Area). UNDER CONSTRUCTION.
Location: The Hive (Throne Room)-honeynalia
State: done
Description: This quest has been completed.
Location: none

Goblin Paupers Nicked my Garb

Id: goblin_paupers
Related Npcs: Genevave the Ghost
Level Range: Lv. 10 - 10
Note: Long term major questline hook for future content (but we should be getting around to some of it by V0.13.X). UNDER CONSTRUCTION.
State: start
Description: Find the goblins that stole Genevave's royal garb. UNDER CONSTRUCTION.
Location: none
State: done
Description: This quest has been completed.
Location: none

Royal Ghost

Id: royal_ghost
Related Npcs: Genevave the Ghost
Level Range: Lv. 4 - 6
Note: Long term major questline hook for future content. UNDER CONSTRUCTION.
State: start
Description: Genevave's specter haunts you, and they are very annoying. Mayhaps the local church east of Darkhill has somebody who is experienced in the matters of ghosts. Go to the church, and find somebody to help you shed light on your strange condition.
Location: Purity Church (F4)-center
State: got_macguffin
Description: You have found the Super Spiritual Macguffin, now you must discover what to do with it. The No-Wank-Master said something about finding a vessel the spirit desires more than what it is haunting. UNDER CONSTRUCTION.
Location: none
State: done
Description: This quest has been completed.
Location: none

Sparktail's Spooky Shed

Id: sparktails_spooky_shed
Related Npcs: Sparktail the Innkeeper, Bazel Burrbuzz, Dialsmabogg, She Who Festers
Level Range: Lv. 2 - 4
Reward Exp: 27
Loot: 1 Health Flask
Note: After meeting Sparktail the Innkeeper he forces you to do a quest in order to stay at the Lightn Inn.
State: start
Description: Sparktail the Innkeeper's apprentice has not returned after being send to clean up his spooky shed. Go west of Darkhill, enter The Shed, and find out what is inside.
Location: The Shed (F1)-center
State: return
Description: You have found Bazel Burrbuzz, but she is still out of it. You should bring her back to Sparktail the Innkeeper.
Location: Lightn Inn-sparktail
State: turn_in
Description: You have found Bazel Burrbuzz, but she is still out of it. Sparktail the Innkeeper told you to take her to the daycare next to his inn.
Location: Daycare-dialsmabogg
State: done
Description: This quest has been completed.
Location: none

Pest Control

Id: pest_control
Related Npcs: Sparktail the Innkeeper
Level Range: Lv. 1 - 3
Reward Exp: 18
Loot: 20 Guilders
Note: Sparktail the Innkeeper gives you a repeatable optional quest to hunt some local pests after you meet him in Lightn Inn.
State: start
Description: Sparktail the Innkeeper wants you to do some pest control. Hunted 0/7 Lesser Leafbug(s).
Location: Shady Meetup-east
State: turn_in
Description: You have killed all the needed Leafbugs. Return to Sparktail the Innkeeper to turn in the quest.
Location: Lightn Inn-sparktail
State: done
Description: This quest has been completed.
Location: none

Make Me a Bow

Id: make_me_a_bow
Related Npcs: Order of Purity Censor (female)
Level Range: Lv. 2 - 2
Reward Exp: 18
Note: You get this optional quest after Order of Purity Censor (female) stops you from entering one of the shops in Darkhill. She forces you to go through a crafting tutorial, and makes you to give her the end result. This quest can be skipped by refusing her.
State: start
Description: An Order of Purity Censor (female) goon has demanded you craft her a Shortbow. Gather the ingredients by hunting Leafbugs, and then hand the crafted item to her.
Location: Darkhill-alchemist
State: done
Description: This quest has been completed.
Location: none

Mork's Mentor

Id: morks_mentor
Related Npcs: Mork Fuzzybutt, Ex Guard Captain Fiveleg
Level Range: Lv. 2 - 4
Reward Exp: 20
Note: After entering the side trail in Palewoods South (F1) you will get a quest to find Mork Fuzzybutt's old mentor Ex Guard Captain Fiveleg.
State: start
Description: Mork Fuzzybutt picked up his old mentor's scent in the Sunlit Clearing (F4). Explore the clearing and find the mothman's elusive mentor to ask him for advice on your predicament.
Location: Sunlit Clearing (F4)-center
State: bossfight
Description: Ex Guard Captain Fiveleg has challenged you to battle. Fight him and win.
Location: Sunlit Clearing (F4)-center
State: victory
Description: You have beaten Ex Guard Captain Fiveleg. Go talk to him and hear what he has to say.
Location: Sunlit Clearing (F4)-center
State: done
Description: This quest has been completed.
Location: none

Mork's Drunken Night

Id: morks_drunken_night
Related Npcs: Mork Fuzzybutt, Sparktail the Innkeeper
Level Range: Lv. 3 - 3
Reward Exp: 16
Note: A quest that ends in some optional sex-scene content with Mork Fuzzybutt. Requires you to complete the quest Mork's Mentor as a prerequisite.
State: start
Description: You agreed to go grab some drinks with Mork Fuzzybutt. Go to the Lightn Inn and chat with him there.
Location: Lightn Inn-bar
State: done
Description: This quest has been completed.
Location: none

Heaven's Draft

Id: heavens_draft
Related Npcs: Alice the Afterlife Clerk, Garter the Alchemist
Level Range: Lv. 3 - 4
Reward Exp: 37
Loot: 1 Titification Potion, 100 Guilders
Note: After meeting Garter the Alchemist she will give you a quest to infiltrate AFTERLIFE PLUS and fuck an angel in order to obtain a Feather of Purity. Starting this quest will give you a consumable that will allow you to enter AFTERLIFE PLUS without dying. This quest will unlock Triple Distilled Brandy in Garter's shop, which is a requirement for unlocking Alice the Afterlife Clerk's sex-scenes.
State: start
Description: Garter the Alchemist asked you go go into her basement and return with her Garter's Crate.
Location: Alchemist Shop Basement-chest
State: alice_talk
Description: Go find yourself a Feather of Purity, by fucking an angel, somehow.
Location: AFTERLIFE PLUS-alice
State: turn_in
Description: quest_heavens_draft_turn_in
Location: Alchemist Shop-garter
State: done
Description: This quest has been completed.
Location: none

Sparktail's Grudge

Id: sparktails_grudge
Related Npcs: Sparktail the Innkeeper
Level Range: Lv. 4 - 5
Reward Exp: 48
Loot: 100 Guilders
Note: More optional Sparktail the Innkeeper hunt quest content. Unlocks after completing Pest Control.
State: start
Description: Hunted 0/20 Order of Purity Bouncer (female)(s) in the Purity Church (F1).
Location: Purity Church (F1)-center
State: turn_in
Description: You have killed all the needed Order of Purity mooks. Return to Sparktail the Innkeeper to turn in the quest.
Location: Lightn Inn-sparktail
State: done
Description: This quest has been completed.
Location: none

A Dragon's Twin Cocks

Id: dragons_cocks
Related Npcs: Ex Guard Captain Fiveleg, Garter the Alchemist, Javelinrain the Dragon, Javelinrain the Twin-Headed Dragon
Level Range: Lv. 5 - 6
Reward Exp: 62
Note: After beating Javelinrain the Dragon for the second time (at Palewoods South (F6)) she will start showing up in Darkhill. She will give you a quest to go help her manifest her some dragon cocks. NOTE: In the current version of the game you can only obtain one Draft of Twin Dragon Cocks. If you drink it yourself the quest will be uncompletable for the time being.
State: start
Description: Javelinrain asked you to help them with obtaining Twin Dragon Cocks, for this they need an Draft of Twin Dragon Cocks. Garter the Alchemist, the alchemist of Darkhill might be able to make such a thing. You should go ask her about it.
Location: Alchemist Shop-garter
State: talked_garter
Description: Javelinrain asked you to help them with obtaining Twin Dragon Cocks, for this they need an Draft of Twin Dragon Cocks. Garter the Alchemist, the alchemist of Darkhill is able to make such a thing, but requires a Dragon Scale for the brew. She said that Ex Guard Captain Fiveleg might have one.
Location: Palewoods South (F1)-fiveleg
State: talked_fiveleg
Description: Javelinrain asked you to help them with obtaining Twin Dragon Cocks, for this they need an Draft of Twin Dragon Cocks. Garter the Alchemist, the alchemist of Darkhill is able to make such a thing, but requires a Dragon Scale for the brew. Ex Guard Captain Fiveleg has such a scale, but won't give it to you until you prove yourself worthy of its power.
Location: Palewoods South (F1)-fiveleg
State: done
Description: This quest has been completed.
Location: none

Advanced Stallion Grindset

Id: advanced_stallion_grindset
Related Npcs: Ex Guard Captain Fiveleg
Level Range: Lv. 5 - 6
Reward Exp: 28
Note: After completing the initial encounters with Ex Guard Captain Fiveleg and gaining STALLION GRINDSET you can request Fiveleg to train you further. This quest will require you to sire at least 3 offspring.
State: start
Description: You wish to master the ADVANCED STALLION GRINDSET, but first you must prove yourself worthy of aiming to plow the heavens! Go out into the world and sire 3 offspring, then return to Ex Guard Captain Fiveleg in the Palewoods South (F1) to continue your training.
Location: Palewoods South (F1)-fiveleg
State: done
Description: This quest has been completed.
Location: none

Hard Grid

Id: hard_grit
Related Npcs: Ex Guard Captain Fiveleg
Level Range: Lv. 5 - 6
Reward Exp: 28
Loot: 1 Dragon Scale
Note: As part of the quest A Dragon's Twin Cocks for Javelinrain the Dragon you can optionally go to Ex Guard Captain Fiveleg in order to get his Dragon Scale. You must complete the quest Advanced Stallion Grindset as a prerequisite for this quest. In order to get the Dragon Scale you will be asked to complete this quest.
State: start
Description: You have convinced Ex Guard Captain Fiveleg to give you his Dragon Scale in exchange for 8 Hard Grit. These can be obtained by slaying Water Elementals in the Darkhill Swamp (you can rest in the inn to respawn mobs). After collecting all of them, bring them to Ex Guard Captain Fiveleg in the Palewoods South (F1).
Location: Darkhill Swamp-center
State: done
Description: This quest has been completed.
Location: none

Drone's Dye

Id: drones_dye
Related Npcs: Hiveling Worker (Female)
Level Range: Lv. 5 - 7
Note: In order to enter The Hive (Common Area) one of the Hiveling Worker (Female) requests you do a favor for her. This quest needs to be completed to go further into the hive.
State: start
Description: A hiveling drone has forced you to collect 3 Yellow Dyes to continue the integration course. Some occasionally drops from wind elementals.
Location: Palewoods South (F5)-center
State: done
Description: This quest has been completed.
Location: none

Steve from Accounting

Id: steve_from_accounting_hunt
Related Npcs: Steve from Accounting, Alice the Afterlife Clerk
Level Range: Lv. 5 - 7
Reward Exp: 70
Note: After taking Alice the Afterlife Clerk's virginity, you can ask if you can do more for her. This will start a quest to hunt down one of her colleagues in the AFTERLIFE PLUS offices (F1). On return, you will unlock an optional anal sex scene.
State: start
Description: Alice is having some issues with a guy called Steve from AFTERLIFE PLUS's accounting department. She has given you the key to his heavenly offices, and asked you to go inform him of her displeasure (with your fists).

In order to do this quest you must be in the world of the dead.

Location: AFTERLIFE PLUS admin department-steve_from_accounting
State: beaten
Description: Alice is having some issues with a guy called Steve from AFTERLIFE PLUS's accounting department. You have given the guy a firm talking to (with your fists). Return to Alice in the world of the dead to report a job well done.
Location: AFTERLIFE PLUS-alice
State: done
Description: This quest has been completed.
Location: none

De-slimification

Id: de_slimification
Related Npcs: Garter the Alchemist, Slime (Male), Slime (Female)
Level Range: Lv. 4 - 5
Reward Exp: 48
Loot: 1 De-Slimification Potion
Note: If you talk to Garter the Alchemist after turning into a Slime or gaining the Slimification affliction you will get a quest to harvest materials of the slimes in the local swamp in order for Garter to complete a recipe for a De-Slimification Potion. Completing this quest will add the De-Slimification Potion to Garter's shop.
State: start
Description: Garter the Alchemist has noticed that you have been afflicted by Slimification. She wants you to go hunt some slimes so she can add a De-Slimification Potion to her recipes. There should be some in the deeper parts of the Darkhill Swamp (F3). Hunted 0/7 Slime(s).
Location: Darkhill Swamp (F3)-center
State: turn_in
Description: You have gathered enough material from the slimes of the Darkhill Swamp (F3) for Garter the Alchemist. Return to her so she can add the De-Slimification Potion to her recipes.
Location: Alchemist Shop-garter
State: done
Description: This quest has been completed.
Location: none